It occurred to me that some people who are douches do not actually realise that they are perceived to be a douche by the people around them. This got me thinking about some bonifide "douche signs" you can see if you wish to self evaluate your own doucheness.
1. When you are invited to someone's house you stay too long and annoy them.
2. You think your opinion is the most important and believe that all others present share your opinion often when the opposite is true.
3. You are loud and obnoxious.
4. You fail to really listen to what other people tell you, instead you wait for them to take a breath so you can interject with a more important story about yourself.
5. You make jokes about other people just to make yourself look good.
6. You laugh like a hyena And/or some sort of donkey lama hybrid, often at loud volumes at your own unfunny jokes.
7. You don't pay equal share on split bills at restaurants. In fact you might even make your partner/friend pay.
8. You like to watch golf on tv.
9. You think fox news is an accurate and unbiased news broadcast.
10. You name drop eg. "so I was down at the health spa with elton, you know elton John and blah blah blah.
Obviously these are just some signs or symptoms of D.B.S (douchebag syndrome) if detected early and if the intention to become a reasonable human being is there, change is possible.
